I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.

Jimmy Dore
About This Quote

This quote is a play on the words “sharpest” and “thing.” If you are not the sharpest knife in the box, you are not the sharpest thing in the kitchen.

Source: Citizen Jimmy

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